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Tuesday, April 22nd 2008

8:09 PM

Royals caption contest

FYI, In today's KC Star Magazine they published the winners of a Royals photo caption contest.  I didn't win, but had fun with my runner up captions and other captions.  If you didn't see the KC Star Magazine in today's newspaper, here's a link to an online version:  http://www.kansascity.com/starmagazine/story/582228.html

The below LETTERS refer to the LETTERS on the various photos in the contest.
Here's my captions for the baseball photos:
 
A.  (George Brett saying) "When I said, 'meet me at my place', I didn't mean during a game at the stadium. "
A.  (Morgana speaking) "Georgie, is feel there is something big growing between us"
A.  (Morgana speaking) "Oh George, you big swinger, give me a kiss"
A.  (Morgana speaking)  "This is a stick up"
A.  "Morgana stormed the field during the 5th inning. "The score is 0 to 0," said George. "Oh, good," she cooed, "then we haven't missed a thing."
A.  (George speaking) "That's the biggest strike zone I've seen!"
A.  (George speaking)  "Baseball is better than sex because it is legal to play professionally"
 
B.   "You've got mustard on your collar"
B.  "What's in your wallet?"  (THIS ONE WON AS A RUNNER UP) 
B.  "How do you get it to curve like that?"
B.  "Who's on first?"
 
C.  "Dog pile!"
C.  "I love you man!"
C.  "Keep on tackling until he's down and the whistle blows!"
C. "Tension grew when they found out about the Gatorade switch with the urine samples"
C.  "Pregame happy hour will be eliminated from future games"
C.  "The runner gets thrown out of the game for stealing the base"
C.  "This reminds me of last night at your sisters house"
 
D.  "Lemonade, Lemonade, Lemonade for YOOOOUUUU"
D.  "Get your ice cold Margarita here.....wwwwwhoooooooooooooooooo!"
D.  "A hard day on the field calls for a hard Lemonade, get your hard lemonade here"
 
E.  "Gimme' a piggyback ride round the bases"
E.  "Gary carry's his backup plan with him as we start the 8th inning"
E.  "Now that's what I call a Utility player!"
E.  "When I said, 'back me up', this is not what I had in mind".
 
F.   "Now if I can just catch a few Z's before the game starts"
F.  "I need a better sleep number"  (THIS ONE WON AS A RUNNER UP) 
F.  "The lazy foul ball put the Royals outfielder into a coma"
 


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